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    Authors: Feng Jicai
    Introduction:

    The old Tianjin Wei was a water and land terminal. All, all of them, therefore, various weird characters were born, both on the upper level and the people in the market. These characters are unprecedented, but they are all ordinary people in the world; these things are incredible, but they are all real people -in the eyes of Feng Lao's unique and humorous pen, these "vulgar people" are all vivid and interesting, vivid and vivid, and vividly present. Essence There are 17 works in "The Wonderful Story" (short episode), which is the last series of the author's cultural novel. The article uses Tianjin dialect and the white trails of classical novels, which are very storytelling and legendary, and Japanese painters make exquisite illustrations.

    Preface:

    The Tianjin Wei is a water and land terminal. However, Yan Zhao's hometown, blood gas is strong; water and salt -alkali, strong wind. For more than a hundred years, the disaster of China has been in trouble, and it has been the first to be a brunt. Because of the birth of various weird characters, it is not only on the upper level, but also in the market folk. Yu Wen was very guilty, remembering it for a long time; although it was mostly used in books such as "Skin whip" and "Three -inch Golden Lotus", there were still some storytelling characters, idle side, not accepted. These wonderful things are unhappy if they are abolished? Recently, why not record it, why not record it for future generations, and learn about the sentient beings in the past? Therefore, I want to follow the memo, and start today; one article is unrelated, and the total name of the crown "Vulgar Strange Man" ears.

    —— Feng Jicai

    This Summary:

    recognition of teeth

    It's right. You have a mouth to him, no need to say which toothache, which tooth acid, and which dental activity, he knows all. He can repair the dental dental denture, and he can also use the dentures to use the real teeth. Where can he be so capable, it takes guess!

    The Mrs. Hua Hua is good, decent, and rules. There is a problem that is poor. I ca n’t remember people. I forget to see it. You just went to his clinic to see the worm teeth yesterday. I met on the street today and greeted him. He didn't recognize you anymore. Are you annoyed? To say that his eyes were bad, he never wore a mirror, why did he remember so badly? It is also expensive!

    Later, Dr. Hua had something to do, unbuttoned these two fees.

    In a day, two plainclothes detectives came from the patrol room, and asked if there was a black -faced man who came to the clinic this morning. The appearance is beard, swollen eyes, and a big mole next to the right mouth. Doctor Hua shook his head and said, "I can't say it."

    The detective asked: "How many do you see in the morning?"

    "Dr. Hua replied," I only look at the sixth day. "

    The detective said," This is strange! There are only six people in the morning in the morning, why can't I remember? Besides, this person's appearance is to take a glance on the street, and keep it for a year. . I understand you. This man grabbed a jewelry shop with a gun in Maiyi Street last month. Without a temper, when he heard this, he got angry, "Pop!" When he patted the table, the pliers who extracted teeth jumped on the desktop. He said: "The three generations of Hua's family doctors, cure the disease and save people, never do things that violate their conscience. I can't remember it! I also understand you, the guy who hurts people will see it, 甭 You come to me, I will find it You go! "

    The two detectives saw the dentist anger, holding white teeth, exposing teeth, unlike fake. They hesitated for a moment and turned away.

    The cold day, Dr. Hua really hurried to the patrol room. Running was too urgent, the coats were cracked. He said that the guy who grabbed the jewelry shop was drinking on the "A pot of spring" restaurants on the Kaifeng Road! The patrol was rushed to know immediately, and the black -faced giant was arrested and brought to justice.

    The detective said, "Doctor Hua, how do you recognize him?"

    The Dr. Hua said, "I was also eating at a pot of spring 'at that time. I saw this. The guy is drinking with someone. I first recognize the mole in the corner of his mouth. You told me this looks, but I dare not determine that it is him. The world will not have only a mole in the corner of the mouth. But when he grinned and showed the tiger's teeth, I saw this teeth, remember, yes! I quickly report to the letter! "

    When you look at the teeth? "

    The doctor Hua laughed and said," I am a cure, I don’t know people, I can know the teeth! " R N Detective listening, surprised.

    The out of this matter, people understand all the guessing things. He can't remember people, not a problem, because he does not remember people, but only remember his teeth; if he treats his teeth, he will make all your minds on the teeth. "Summary of the World": The Qi Qi of the Su

    The doctor Su Jin umbrella, in the early years of the Republic of China, in the area of ​​Xiaobai Building. Lian Yang's horse racing, folding his arms and broken legs, and came to ask him.
    The people with high robes, thin hands, fifty outside, red lips, eyes, eyes, chin, a chin, a goat, soaked in the darkness of the oil race. Zhangkou talked, his voice came out of the chest, with Dantian gas, and it rang as far and near. His movement was "clean and fast", and when someone was hurting his tendons to come to him, what about him? When the fingers touched, the skin was cut into the meat, what was going on inside, and the heart was clear. Suddenly, a pair of white birds raced with both hands, flying up and down, like lightning, only listening to "click", and when the patient felt pain, the broken bone was picked up. Paste the plaster, put on the splint, and the patient went back to himself. If you come again, one is a bold to thank Daen to send a big plaque.
    The people are capable and temperamental. Dr. Su has a rules of color. When he come to see the disease, no matter whether the rich and the poor are close, he must first get the seven silver dollars on the table, so he will be willing to see the disease, otherwise he will never take care of it. Is this called the rules? He is the rule! People scold him to recognize money or not, and be able to bear it for seven yuan. The nickname that is degraded for reason is: Qi Qi. He called Dr. Su in front of him, and he called him Qiqi, and no one knew his famous Su Jin umbrella.
    A Dr. Su played a card, idle one day, two card friends came to play, three lacks, and invited the dentist Hua Hua Hua, not far from the street, and put on a table. When I was playing, I suddenly broke into the tricycle, leaned to the door, holding her left elbow on my right hand, sweating my head, and the small gown around my neck was wet, obviously broke the arm, painful painful, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain. strong enough. But the three -wheeled driver made a day to eat for one day. How can I get seven silver dollars? He said that he owed Dr. Su first, and then quasible, and hummed when he spoke. Who expected that Dr. Su did not listen to the game, and still touched the card to watch the card and play cards, either like or worried or shocked or pretending not to be shocked. A brand friend couldn't see it, so that Dr. Su's eyes were still inseparable from the card. The nickname "Qi Qi" was decisive.
    The is famous for Doctor Huahua Hua Hua, he pushed to pee, leave the table to the backyard, get out of the back door, go around the front street, and quietly greeted Zhang Si, who was leaning on the door, and fought. Seven yuan of silver dollars was found in. Without waiting for Zhang Si to be grateful, he turned to return to the original road and returned to the house.
    In a while, Zhang Si crooked into the house and "wow" the seven yuan of silver dollars to the table. Zhang Si's arm was placed on the table, pinched his bones a few times, pushed the left and right with his hands, and pressed the lower top. Zhang Si poked his shoulders and narrowed his neck and closed his eyes. He prepared a few times, but Dr. Su said, "It's overwhelmed." Plashed with ointment, clamped the splint, and gave Zhang four packs of blood circulation and painful pain. Essence Zhang Si said that he had no money to pay for the medicine, and Dr. Su only said, "I sent this medicine." Then he returned to the table.
    The cards today have their own winning or losing, and it is endless. Until the lighting, the stomach was empty and everyone was scattered. When he was out of the door, Dr. Su stretched out his hands, stopped Dr. Hua, and left him. After the two card friends left, he took the pile of silver dollars in front of his seat and took out seven pieces of silver dollars, and put it in the palm of Hua Hua. Dr. Hua said in the surprise:
    "There is a saying, you have to tell you. Don't think that my person is not good at heart, but the rules I have established cannot be changed!" Bring it back, pondered for three days and three nights, and did not ponder the deep meaning of Dr. Su's words. But he admired Dr. Su in his heart.

    "Vulgar Strange Man": Feng Wuye

    Feng Wuye is from Ningbo, Zhejiang. There are two kinds of people in the Feng family. The Feng family was smart, and the ivory ball carved by the Cantonese Weng Wuzhang of the head of the head, one layer on the one floor, each layer. Therefore, the Feng family of business became a wealthy, and the Wenhao was a big official. Feng Wuye, five men and two women, ranked at the end. Several brothers opened a factory in Tianjin in Shanghai in the long run. However, Feng Wuye took the book at home. Others grow race, thin bones, and tender meat as fish belly. They are not the appearance of making money and making money. All the books he read, you read the sentence, and he backed him. This can only be said that only Wang Anshi of the Song Dynasty was found. As for his exports, no one is dissatisfied. It is said that the prosperity of the Feng family in this generation is on the five grandfather.
    Feng Wuye's twenty -five, his parents entered the soil. He sold his house and brought his family to Tianjin Wei, in order to invest in his brother and make a passage of the sky.
    This is high -hearted, but Tianjin Wei is a commercial port. The brush is used for accounting. No one reads it. Naturally, no one can look at it. For example, there are gold and books on the ground. Where do you pick up? When others got rich, Feng Wuye's eyes were hot, his brain was crooked, and he decided to go to the sea for buying and selling. But he knew this way, which should do?
    The first thought is opening a restaurant. The people take food as the sky, and the people spend money for food; three meals a day, soft without eating, and the money is given to the restaurant owner. Tianjin's money is in the hands of businessmen, and most of the business circles are at the dining table. Besides, Tianjin produces salt, eats heavy vegetables, Ningbo vegetables are salty, and they are in line with taste. In Feng Wuye's mind, opening a Ningbo -flavored restaurant, in the downtown market in Majiakou, the site was selected to build a house and named the "No. 1 Tower". Choose a good day, lift the plaque and hang the color, fire the cannon, the restaurant opened. Feng Wuye was wearing a blue and dark flower coat, with a pure gold neutron on his chest. He split his head in China and India, covered with oil. The authentic boss was dressed up. Those who study, pay attention to etiquette, talk well, are very popular. Besides, the No. 1 Tower is the only Ningbo Pavilion of Tianjin Wei. The sea fish and shrimp are all foods from Tianjin people. They do it in the hands of Ningbo chefs, which is fresh than living fish. Therefore, since the opening, every day, you have to "turn" in the evening. Feng Wuye wondered that every day, the money and a group of birds flew in, where did you go? Look at the account back, yo, but the deficit!
    One day, a guy who came to Ningbo's helper, shaking his boldly that the chicken, duck and fish in the kitchen, limited to the guest's mouth, most of the chefs were threw out of the wall, and some people responded outside the outside. Essence How much money can the No. 1 Tower stand up to throw it out every day?
    Feng Wuye's anger, thinking about his head, "Twenty -Four History" is carried out, can you use this group of plates to cook? This is the operation. Except for the fat chef brought by the hometown of Ningbo's hometown, the other groups were all bombarded, and the grass was cut off and replaced with a group of people. He also installed the grid in the backyard wall. He thought that it was okay since then, but the account was still deficit.
    . On another day, living in a mother -in -law near the No. 1 Tower, biting his ears and saying to him, after a day, the garbage truck arrived, a sharp bell, and the seven or eight earth boxes carried out in the champion building. The thin layer is garbage, all of which are canned pots, the whole bag of salted fish, and good wine. It turned out to be colluded inside and outside, and used this to get things away. Isn't this equivalent to lift money out every day? When Feng Wuye rushed to the garbage, he went forward to check it. In the anger, change another one. People have changed, but the deficit on the account still has not been replaced.
    Feng Wuye does not believe that he is incompetent. Every day when I arrived at the restaurant, I visited the inside and outside, but I couldn't see the problem. The literati rely on imagination, and the kaleidoscope that really falls into life is "self -clever and true fool." The champion tower broke the ball, sprinkled the air, and fell down. The buyer and the race, lived by a gas, and leaked, no one was right. The less guests, the less guests; the oil and water are not oily, and the guys are scattered. The dining room sometimes only turns on the light.
    Feng Wuye's heart is only a little dissatisfied.
    The day around, the child who called him told him that the biggest stolen in the champion building was either others, or the fat chef brought by the hometown. It is said that he was very addictive, no stolen, never stealing, nothing to steal, he must steal the same thing every night, and he had high stealing surgery, and he could not check it. Feng Wuye refused to believe that the fat chef was cooking for his father, and the fat chef's father cooks for his grandfather. The roots of his family have been picked up on the Feng family. If he is a thief, who will not be a thief?
    , but Feng Wuye had done a two -year sale, and he saw a lot of smiles than Zhenxiao. He heard more words than the truth, and he had a more heart in his heart. On the evening of the same day, when the lamp was closed at the door of the No. 1 Tower, Feng Wuye took the child to the front hall of the restaurant, moved a vine chair, stunned in a ventilated place, and lay on his back.
    shortly after waiting, the fat chef sealed the fire, and the kitchen came out of the kitchen and was about to go home. He wore a pair of big white pants under his head, pulled a pair of broken shoes, a sweat towel on his shoulders, and a paper lantern. When he saw the boss, he was not in a hurry to get away and left, but stood and spoke. That match is: "Let's look at it!
    Feng Wuye's mouth talked in his mouth. Where to hide? There is no box of smoke in the broken shoes! The lanterns are bright and bright, and it can be taken out of the pants. Can you still have it clearly? Is it wrapped in the sweat towel on the shoulder? What is wrapped in a sweaty hand towel? The heart is doubtful, and the fat chef has taken the sweat towel from the shoulder. Throwing my hand to the child, saying, "It's cold outside. What I bring this big towel to do it? I bother you on the clothes rope in the backyard! "After speaking, he resigned from Feng Wuye, raised the lantern, and shook it away.
    Feng Wuye called the child to open the towel, and there was no one inside. When the fat chef last night, the flower living was on that lantern. The original lamp holder was not wood, but a piece of frozen meat. This piece of meat was two pounds of sinking! Under the eyelids of Feng Wuye, the lights shine, and the big model was taken away. It was really called!
    Feng Wuye listened to it. He didn't speak for three days and closed the champion building on the fourth day. Someone advised him Back to Wenyuan, then studying, he shook his head and sighed. He learned the letter. He could even be able to do it if he could be patient or not studying. "Strange Man": Blue Eye

    Thenica in antiques, that is, fake paintings and fake paintings. Fake paintings, exhausted, exhausted, and cheated to see fakes. The pointed and sharp eyes of the painting; looking at the fake paintings, but using these eyes to know the opportunity, see the tricks, pinch the fake guy who has not hidden tail tip, and slap it in a pile of paintings, Dry under the light of light.
    The name is blue -eyed here. Doing things on the ancient game shop of Yucheng Gonggong in Guodian Street, dedicated to painting. Blue eyes are not surnamed blue, his surname is Jiang, the original name is in Tang, and the blue eye is the blue eye is the blue eye. His nickname. Tianjin people are nicknamed, one is good, and the other is easy to remember. This blue eye comes from his myopia mirror, the lens is thick, and the color is blue. The key to this blue eye is on his eyes. It is said that he can see the light when turning off the lights and seeing the truth; although it is a bit mysterious, it can not be adulterated. —— Looking at fake paintings, eyes are godless; look at real paintings, a blue light.
    This day, a person who studies came to the shop and held a shaft. The blue eye of Zitian Spring Seeming seems to have not looked at it. He knows that no matter what the signature is written on this question, it is not considered, and the true and false must be seen. It is a "half -foot activity" with blue eyes. He looks at the painting, regardless of the size, only half a foot. It is true or false. Talking with this half -foot painting, never see one inch and one point. A blue light flashed through the spectacle, and he raised his head to ask the comer:
    "How much do you plan to sell?" "
    The people did not rush to ask for the price, but said:
    " I heard that Huang Sanye with the west head also copied this painting. "
    Huang San Ye is the first master of Jinmen's fake paintings. The people in the antiques shop are afraid of him. I did not expect that the blue eye did not listen to the game, and said again:
    What Huang San Ye. You say how much you plan to sell for this painting. "
    " Two. "The coming said. These two are twenty -two gold.
    The asking price is not low, and it is not too high. You raised me a little on both sides and sold it eighteen. At the beginning, Jinmen's antique shops said that Yu Chenggong of Guodian Street bought a shaft of large polyester, Shitao's landscape, shallow ink, rusty, and a large number of postscripts on it, especially rare. Some people say this thing. It was flowing out of a certain king's house in Beijing. The people who came to sell paintings were not very good, but Blue Eye grabbed it. It spent a lot of money and something better. I did n’t show it. At that time, there was no newspaper, and the mouth was the media. With this end, I started to say that. About three months, some people said that Yu Chenggong couldn't help but be overwhelmed. It was very bluffed when you first saw it. The difference between true and false paintings is that the real paintings can stand, and the false paintings can't stand it. After this is spread, there is news that came out -some people say that this painting is a pupae made by Huang Sanye in the west ! Isn't this equivalent to pouring the pot dirty water to the robe of people's blue eyes?
    The blue eyes have roots and ignore it. The more I ignore it, the more mysterious. . It is said that some people see the authenticity of this axis painting at the home of Jicheng Street. So, there are two consecutive consecutive three, and there are people who go to Yucheng Gong's antique shops to see paintings, but this time I want to see Huang Sanye's use. The eyes of the blue eyes are blindfolded. Looking at the people who have been planted by the people are the most likely!
    Yu Chenggong's boss, Wu Wuye, was a little hairy, and said to Blue Eye, "I believe your eyesight, but I can't hold it. The gossip outside disturbed our shops all day long. Are we looking for someone to inquire where the painting is? If you really have the same paintings, you will think about it. "
    It blue eyes heard that the boss did not have the bottom, but no one was right, unless the boss's words were done, and the true and false came out. The boss came to You Xiaowu. You Xiaowu was a mouse of Tianjin Wei, drilling around, so you can touches his ears. They sent You Xiaowu to inquire, and there is news. Another large polyester, also called "Lake Spring Spring Map", is really a family named Cui on Jichen Street! Boss and blue eyes do not know who this Cui family is. Five attracts the blue eyes to see. The blue eye can't help but go. After seeing the house, the glasses flashed through two blue light, stupid!
    Fake it! The size, color, and picture of these two paintings are all the same, and even the stamps are engraved. But it is different from the spirit -look, this is really spirit!
    I don't know it at this time. At this time, I can't wait to get into the ground. He has seen it for twenty years. His blue eyes are simply a god in antiques. No one believes. But this time, I passed it out, and it can be destroyed. Look at the true and false paintings. n, he didn't say a word. Back to the shop to tell the truth to the boss. Yu Chenggong and Blue Eye were linked to one piece, and he had to plant it. The boss thought for a night. With an idea, he decided to take the Cui family's axis. When you buy it, the price is not expected. Both paintings are held in your hands, and it will be said by yourself. But they must not show up. Follow You Xiaowu to buy the axis painting. Whoever expected that the opening of the name Cui is sky -high price. Otherwise, you will keep it if you buy it. People have the bottom of their hearts, because Boss Huang had something to say "just smashing my shop, and you have to buy it for me." The axis is more than twice the more money.
    In the painting of this axis to Yu Chenggong, the boss of the boss is soothing, although distressed money, he keeps Yu Chenggong's brand. Two -axis drawing side by side is hanging on the wall, looking at the eyes and bright eyes. When the painting is hung up, the blue eyes look forward, the glasses brush the brush flashing through three lights. In front of you -it was still true before, the band I just bought is fake!
    The true and false comparison, can not be divided at all -this is the people The ability to fake painting is also the highest superior skill!
    But the eyes of the blue eyes? The navel eyes?
    The blue eyes almost closed in one breath. After three days, he put the front and back and afterwards It was once a lot of things, and then I realized that all this was a trap made by Huang Sanye in the dark. Step by step, you can get in. People really sell it, and fake paintings are higher than the sky. Suddenly I remembered that the person who came to the first painting scholar did not say to him " Has Huang San Ye copied this painting "? People have something to do first, and it has long been clear that this painting is true and false. Who did you look at? It seems that Huang Sanye not only came to money, he simply said that he came to himself. People call you a real painting in your hands, and then buy the fake paintings he created. Absolutely! When he understands this level, he understands the home and recognize it to the end! After fighting, Blue Eye rolled up and was rolled away from Yu Chenggong. Since then, not only Tianjin Antiques has his number, the shadow that Tianjin has not seen. Some people said that he had a serious illness, and he lay down from then on, and never got up. It's so miserable!
    In again, he still has a worse one -he lost to others Huang San Ye, but he saw Huang Sanye's handwriting, and his face had never called him to see it!
    Fortunately, he finally thought of Huang Sanye's hand. Died clearly

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