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A: There are 3 kinds of silly people in the world -those who are not sick and disaster, see that my handsome guy does not scream, and see this small product without laughing. Want to listen to me, don't you laugh? Intersection Disease, heart disease. You can say that my main majors are fortune telling. Now seeing 开, I will open such a psychological clinic, so that I can rest assured to make money, and I can perform my deceiving specialties. With a glasses, it looks a bit learned. Hey ... people, why is it so smart. Ha, come and live!
Please come in!
B: Oh ... Doctor, are you a psychological clinic here?
A: Yes, sit.
B: Doctor, it is difficult to be a person. What is it difficult to be a earth man?
A: Why do you say this?
B: Sitting good brothers, I said slowly! My name is Wang Laowu, nicknamed stinky tofu. There was a boss like a tiger, leaving me with only bones, and the banknotes danced in front of me, just not to buy stocks. It was horrible to me, so I was so cold. I am not as good as widows now. I don't know if I am a male or female now.
A: See you as thin as a dog, eat a lot of bitterness? Come over and see your face.
B: Is this still looking at it?
A: Our outpatient clinic has face -to -face services.
B: It's quite suspended.
A: small eyes, single eyelids, plus a golden hook nose. Why does this mouth look like a belly button? Intersection Brother, I find all the shortcomings on the facial features, the full length is on your face. If you are not abused, the workers of the factory will not agree.
C is here, enter the door
C (said while walking): This year, it is difficult to be a human! What is it so difficult to be a earth man?
A: Is this a fat -like pig?
a: Come, do it
C: Doctor! I don't know, don't look at me so fat, in fact, conservative torture!
C: You see, this belly, pepper water irrigation, this face is swollen like this
B: Brother, who played, like my boss?
C: Who else can it be? Of course, the president of "I'm stupid" company "I'm stupid" 呗
B: Brothers, colleagues! We two companies! Brother!
C: Little brother!
The 2 people hug together
A: Don't be so intimate, people see the homosexual columns!
B, C: Who is homosexual!
A: Well, see you so pitiful, just send you a pair of couplets. The next couple is: even if the head grows green. Horizontal batch: Ninja Turtle. By the way, I have to ask, what does your boss look like
B, C: The people in our unit once wrote a couplet to describe his appearance:
B: Shanglian is: Looking at the back of the thousands of troops
C: Xialian is: Back to scare away from the princes
a: What is the horizontal approval?
B, c: My mother's teeth!
B: It is said that the people of the earth are fragile, and I am so confused. Since I join their company, I get up earlier than chickens every day, eat worse than pigs, and more work than donkeys! Don't say anything, big brother, all of them are tears ~
C: You are pretty good! I was still scolded, beaten
A: I have to blow some Mavericks and start to cheat money.
C: Ah?
A: Nothing, I said it should be abolished again.
b, C: Doctor ... you have to save me!
a: good to say, for your situation, I will provide you with two sets of you to deal with the boss: one is a terrorist package; The terrorist package is too scary. I'm timid, let me tell me peace.
a: peace set meal, right! This involves a question of an intellectual property.
C: Understand ... Intellectual property ... Can you see this way? (Come on 200 yuan)
a: line! See you very sincere, tell you. The simplest language of peace set meals is -resigning!
C: Resignation? This is basically impossible. You don't understand the specific situation. I still have 2,000 yuan in salary there! I have nothing, isn't it over?
B: Doctor, I can't do the peace set meal, you can give me horror
A Doctor made the gesture of money
b gave it to the doctor 50 yuan
A: This does not give the cat as three accompanying, you want money, don't die! This makes me difficult.
B: Doctor, I am also very embarrassed
A: Just 50 yuan,
B: This is not a bit of change! Can you do it?
A: Do you think I dare not accept it, isn't it? (Put the change in your mouth) I tell you, this terrorist package is dangerous, and it requires a certain perseverance and courage!
B: We are all like this, what are we afraid of?
C: Just say it straight, I insist on staying
A: After drinking some alcohol, after drinking boldly, taking advantage of the alcohol, finding a street corner, to hide: Bite, I can't believe it, I can't help me, I can't die ~
C is going to be a life?
A: I also know that I mainly scare him and come to an old lady to get red -to see her color
B: Can you do it?
A: Dog biting my ass ~ sure
c this transmission ... The boss calls me me, let me go back to one ...
The mesea box mobile phone charging in the dormitory, borrow my phone to me Use
A: Comrade of patients, collect your outpatient fee, I have to take a mobile phone fee ~ Hurry up! Hey, wait for the meeting, I will give you two sentences!
Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you must not bear it if you want to be fierce, two to endure! If you do n’t work, you commit suicide
C: Ah? Boss, I have no opinion on you. Just now the signal is not good, oh, how delicious 4 colleagues are eating, so I call us, thank you ~~! Pay money ~~ How much money? 8800, ah, it's okay ~ I don't have any opinions on you. I mean, I invite 4 classmates to eat for 8800 to save me too much for me! Okay, I'll go soon! Alas, 88
doctors, we have to pay my boss immediately. Let ’s talk well today. Let me listen to you again in the future!
A: OK! Goodbye, alas ~ this money is too easy to make. Hurry up and call my mother. Report the report
(recruiting mobile phone). Again? What about mobile phones? It's miserable, take it away by that stinky tofu, don't run away!
Chang'an County Lingling Original Cooperation Small Product "Recruitment Scam", help you know the broken -shaped color recruitment scam!
Prome the severe employment situation in 2010, ironically the current situation of deception in the recruitment of enterprises!
The large publicity painting at the boss's table. The background of the picture is South China Tiger Photo. Do you have "ambitions"? Do you want to be a "master"? Do you want to be a "boss"? Ma's International is the "platform", "space", and "Jiangnan" that you go to the peak of life! Internationally renowned beauty technology groups are involved in planning and design, and require a full -time bachelor's degree or above. Below are two medals, "Supreme Beauty Awards" and "Integrity Test Unit".
Cai: Ma Dong, it's not good. Our Ma's whitening is investigated by industry and commerce as unqualified products and is publicly announced online.
: What is it? Mo Yu Mo panic. Also, what did Ma Dong Ma Dong say how many times, calling the chairman in front of people, and in the office! I don't know if I think the toilet is leaking again.
Cai: Dasao, what should I do?
: Change the name, redesigned the packaging, the New Year is the New Year, doing a promotion or something. (Look at the advertisement publicity painting) The essence of the tiger brand whitening is changed!
Cai: What about the promotion?
: Where are you recruiting?
Cai: In the afternoon, there were interviews and did it in the Fortune 500.
: Then give him a few pieces of white paper and let him write a planning plan, more than 3000 words.
(Fan Shang)
Fan: It is too difficult to find today. Some time ago I posted more than 180 resumes online, only 8 interview calls, three of which are still not invited to be self -contented They are all known as the International Financial Group, issuing credit cards, selling insurance, illegal foreign exchange. Recently, I just didn't, I thought the mobile phone was broken, and I hit myself a few times a day. The economic crisis is here, and the scammers and thieves have also expanded. Also beware of those who cheat money by recruiting money. Bags are optimistic, the money is firmly grasped, don't give people running casually!
(mobile phone text message ringtones) Thank you for applying for advertising planning positions for Ma's enterprise international group. Please go to the 18th floor of the International Building on the 18th floor of the International Building today.
Fan: This SMS is quite timely. I came to the phone yesterday.
Cai: Hello, Ma International.
Fan: Hello, I'm here to interview.
Cai: Yes, we have a question, you do it first. After answering, there are media interviews with our chairman here. You have to read it carefully. Then our chairman will interview in person.
(After reading the thick cut)
Cai: Did you finish watching it? Please.
horses: I read your plan, and I did not expect.
Fan: I didn't expect it? Didn't expect whether it was good or bad?
: I understand all what I mean, am I still the boss?
: Let me introduce the company's situation first. The Ma's headquarters in Los Angeles, USA, entered China in 1998. In 2002, the Ma's Future Laboratory was established, which is committed to life science, genetic engineering and healthy beauty research. Our strategy is to establish 5 branches in the United States and Japan for 3-5 years, and establish 15 branches in China in 3-5 years, 88 core franchisees to provide professional services for global users. In the process of rapid development, talents are our greatest desire. I always think that the most valuable one minute is to invest in employees one minute. Buffett said that life is like a snowball, and it is important to find a long slope. I believe that Ma's international is the longest slope on the road to success.
Fan: Climbing.
: This is the medal of integrity of our company. In the province. Essence Essence
Fan: You wait, embarrassed, the chairman, the "test" of the chairman, the integrity test unit is wrong? It should be "shown".
: Really, oh, maybe, like you, there is a trial period after you come. The brand has just been bought, no, just a few days after getting it. What are your strengths?
Fan: Planning.
: Do you know 4 trillion? 4 There are so many zero later, how many zero can we plan for us?
Fan: That's all of the national projects, it is estimated that it will not work.
: Ma's international sales will exceed 800 million this year. Our goal is to enter the top 500 in the world within 5 years! As a leader of an enterprise, I have entered the list of the Sri Lanka for many years.
Fan: Forbes?
: Just Nas. The company has entered the countdown countdown! What Spartak to the United States, this is a photo of our listing of 2000 days of listing.
Fan: Nasdaq?
: Yes, enter Nasdaq.
Fan: How many years do you wait for 2000 days?
: Forget it, we have to let the people of the earth know that Ma's international is going to be listed.
(Take it to see) Fan: Is it familiar? Monkey?
(The plan is for Cai) Ma: For the design of the application, let him make a design draft in accordance with the planning plan, and say that it is right to examine his thinking. It's a mule or a horse, pull it out.
: Test your observation ability. If, if you have a huge property that cannot be explained clearly, what do you say?
Fan: What else, speculation in the real estate.
: Test your reaction ability. If there is a Shenba spacecraft parked on the window now, will you go in? If it can go anywhere, where would you ask it to bring you?
Fan: Of course! Where is it? Los Angeles?
: Ma's international is old in Los Angeles. He went out of the airport and told the taxi driver to go directly to Mafu.
: Test your ability to judge again. You take the elevator. There is a diamond on the door of each elevator on the first floor to the tenth floor, and the diamonds are different. The elevator door on each floor will be opened once. You can only get the diamond once and ask how to get the largest one?
Fan: Get it quickly when you feel big. What if the elevator fails? What if power outage?
: You must stop meating for 2 seconds in your interview. I am convinced that I understand what I mean.
Cai: What do you mean by the last two questions?
: Nothing, I let him go back in a mess.
: What questions do you have to ask?
Fan: What is the company's annual leave?
: annual leave? New Year's holiday? certainly.
Cai: He is talking about paid annual leave.
: paid? day off? I have never received such vacation applications like employees. Don't you know in our city, do you know on Saturday?
Fan: How is the contract signed?
: Sign a year, the trial period is half a year.
: The law stipulates that if a year contract, the probation period cannot exceed 2 months.
Cai: New labor law, the probation period of the three -year contract can only be 6 months.
: Three years of signing, there is no problem in the signing for ten years, and the probation period is half a year.
Cai: After ten years of signing, there is no fixed term contract.
: Ah? There is still no fixed period? Which law is this.
: In three years, he felt boring to leave when he was full in the first year.
Cai: If he still feels interesting?
: If he feels interesting, then I think you are boring.
: What is your imagination?
Fan: I made a strange dream last night: It's almost New Year's Eve, I invite someone to kill the cow, and after the killing, the beef let me take a few pieces of meat; I refused, I took a lot of it, I took a lot The meat, sitting there for a few plates of beef hot pot, and finally left, so I gave him.
: I might be slaughtered. Your salary requirements?
Fan: More than three thousand.
: Our position, the annual salary is 100,000, and the monthly salary must be more than 4,000. Then this is the case today, nothing about you, go back and listen to the letter. New Year's Eve, work is not easy to find, it is still indispensable. Be careful of recruiting money. What to drive to pick you up, let the assistant pick you up, and let the computer interview, be careful of the mobile phone money and the deceived.
Fan: Thank you for your reminder. goodbye.
(Fan Xia) (Shen Shang)
Shen: Chairman, this treatment is different from what you said at the beginning?
: Different?
Is: At that time, I asked you if your salary was paid on time, and you said, "Of course." I asked if you were in strict attendance, and you said, "This depends on the situation, sometimes flexible."
: You must remember it wrong. You ask me if the attendance is very strict, I said of course. You ask me if my salary is paid on time, and I say that the situation can sometimes be flexible.
Is: I ask you if you have a car sticker, a meal sticker is a meal subsidy, and the traffic subsidy. You replied, "Then use it, it is definitely higher than the peers!" I asked you that the company worked too much overtime, you, you, you Answer, "Impossible, who tells you?"
: You must remember it wrong again. You ask my company if I work overtime, I tell you, "Then you still use it, it is definitely higher than the peers!" You asked me if I had meals and transportation subsidies, and my answer was "Impossible, who told you?"
(sinking)
(telephone ring)
Cai: Dasao, if the property says that if you do n’t pay the rent and water and electricity costs, they will pull the gate and move the table. What to do?
: What to do? Packing things, this place is tired, and the table gives them. Move in the afternoon.
Cai: What if someone asks?
: Just go to the elderly to condolences to the elderly, send warmth, with a little bedding, fruit.
Cai: What should I do if I find us in the future?
: Rest assured. I signed by Master Ma on the contract! Not Mashua Ma! I learned from the farmer who patted the tiger.
: Hurry up.
A double sofa, a chair.
Actor design: 1 Reporter C
Old employee A
The new employee B
Reporter: Dear audience, everyone, I am a reporter from CCTV TV station, hearing ********** Co., Ltd. will hold a grand celebration today, so I am here, with excitement, with a kind of movement to make a historical witness for the booming company. Essence The hard work of hard work, fourteen years of ** are taking off, I will interview two people, two women, but they are indeed a microcosm of a company, and they use ordinary hands to create a miracle. Please be two.
The two people come up
B: This factory is not in vain, you can also go to the TV station, do you see my image? Do you need to make a shape or something?
A: If you get it, you think you are not in trouble. There are several male guests to see you, so it is good, simple and generous.
: OK, let's go! Otherwise, the reporter is waiting in a hurry! The two worshiped their hands and signaled everyone to prepare to play at
The two to the reporter.
Reporters: Two, can I interview?
I: Okay!
Reporter: (Qingqing's throat) In the past 14 years, many things can be changed. Fourteen years of time can make a company move from poverty to glory. Many times, we prefer to remember, memories are not to miss, More grateful, grateful for those who contributed to the factory, thank you for motivating, inspiring us to move forward, creating more miracles! Today, please come to an old employee of the company and let her tell us about the past ** years. At the same time, we also have to ask a new employee to let her talk about our corporate views and their longing for our future.
The reporter: A, how long have you been in the company! Did you give your most important things in your life?
A: I have been in the factory for more than five years this year. When I worked elsewhere, I was like looking at flowers in the fog. It was not practical. Here I saw reality, gratitude, and brothers and sisters. Therefore, I am a factory, the factory died, and the factory struggle for a lifetime. (Hold your fist)
The reporter asked the new employee
Reporter: What about you?
B: I came to the factory at the beginning of the year. The salary of work was very satisfied. When I saw Sister Jia firmly faith, I insisted on the ** career to the end.
Reporters: A, what did you do when you came to the company?
: I first said that when I first entered the factory, I made a technical solution.
is still a technical solution. (Doing process, the action range is large)
B: Sometimes I make a technical solution, sometimes to make a secret, but it is more to repeat the story of Sister A yesterday. On this long passenger ship.
Reporters: Two real humor. A, what was your factory at that time? What kind of impression does you leave you?
: At that time! The factory building is short, the working environment is poor, there is no efficiency in dignity, there is no achievement of the suffering, and the last is memory. The memory of the sad Pacific is not your own. R n Reporter: It seems that you are really memorable! (Turn around and ask for employees.) What does your factory look like now!
I: Our factory, when we take off, entering the factory is like returning home, what kind of factory at home.
The reporter: There are factories at home? (The tone of the question)
B: Yes! Refrigerators, air conditioners, washing machines, telephones, computers, TVs, we lack fighters, but our ** Industrial Co., Ltd. is a fighter in the water treatment industry. (Applause by yourself)
The reporter and Jia applauded.
Reporters: A, how are your treatment at that time!
: At that time, there were fewer people in the company, less activities, and less treatment!
Reporter: (Q: Question B) How is your treatment now!
B: Use your own hands to create wealth, and you can eat and eat yourself!
The reporter: It seems that you are very satisfied! Now ** is really good. I personally think that companies that can satisfy employees are a hopeful enterprise.
: Oh, Xiaobao! Actually! You don't know! ** It's really not easy to come today!
The reporter: Every company is not easy. As a ** person, you have witnessed the course of **, can you tell me?
A: Someone is good, the family members are good at night!
** The company is really energetic, the industry has the strength. When it comes to the economic crisis, it can still pass, and then continue to move forward.
Reporter: This is quite smooth, and there are prepared to come. What about the new employees must also be prepared
: of
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, let me stand and say, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this It was done by Brother Yang, and I took him to praise everyone.
** autumn. Song
** scenery, known for thousands of miles, singing thousands of miles, looking inside and outside the Great Wall, high passion, north and south of the river, bright singing, work together, the desire to be high with the environment, the success of the environment, the successive day of success, the day to achieve the day, the day is successful. , Look at the family members, so proud, ** so delicate, attract countless colleagues to compete, remembering Kai Tai HSBC, reckless water reckless use, Yanggu Dongguang garbage penetration, and foreign Pakistan The results of the number **, look at the present.
The reporter: This is really a hidden dragon and criminal, and there are poets. I have to let me look at you. The sodium company is so good, and the effort with everyone must be separated?
A: That's that, ** The company is so good, the key room always leads the leadership. It's all exaggerated!
Reporters: Do you usually speak like this? Exports
B: There are still! Selecting busy purchasing carefully, safety production is indispensable, administrative logistics is very powerful, less concerns when you go out, all family members work together, ** will be better tomorrow! Applause —
The reporter: I am really proud of you. Seeing that you are so passionate, my whole body blood is boiling. I especially want to know your daily life.
A: The sound of singing and laughter reads the sound, and the ball basketball badminton is proficient.
The reporter: There are many activities.
B: Generally speaking, "Sunshine Life, Happy Work
Vomit n" Positive, side, back
Reporters: You are really humorous, I really envy your life, I I think you start a day of work every day with such a full enthusiasm, which is a very happy thing for you.
A: How are you happy? It was quite happy, I had to welcome today with my full -hearted love. ,
Reporter: I am full of love
B: I am the greatest miracle in nature.
Reporter: confidence, then you are so confident, what do you think the company will develop in the future?
B, A: (r) Become a world -class environmental protection company and create a first -class world brand.
Reporter: (Scared by their neatness, sitting on the ground) You scared me, it is really disciplined,
: school army family n Reporter: How do I think and harmony Are you talking about two hundred and one? Do you think you can realize the company's wishes?
B: Perseverance until success.
B, A: (Standing together, fisting together) Persistence, will eventually succeed
Reporters: Also-
B: (Holding what he said) Are you endless? Today, the vegetables over there are all on the table. You still ask, you see Ma Lianwei take a chicken leg, and you can't eat anything for a while.
: (Entry) is that you are watching Wang Zhaoyi on stage to play a show. We can't talk to you anymore. Let's see you next year. Bye.
B: If you don't, let's follow it,
Reporters: This is a report from CCTV reporter Bing Yanyan in ** Company. We see you next year
: (Pull the end of C.)
Recruitment: Hello everyone! happy New Year!
In order to welcome the arrival of the new year, this advertising company has specially hired newcomers this year. I heard that the river vocational college has a dragon and a dragon and a tiger.
cough ... Our company, requires interviewers not only to be able to say, but also have the talent of performance, gentleman's demeanor, humorous talk, elegant (deep breathing) temperament, etc. For example:: like me!
(looking at the phone) Well, the interview time is.
(Daddy and Manmy appeared together, coming from both sides)
d: I will be a successful person, I wear I wear Armani.
m: Watch I Dai Rolex
d: Sneever I wear nike.
m: I drove Rolls Royce.
d: When we meet each other
m: We will all dance
(d sing, dance two people together)
D: "Big stupid elephants can sing, little monkeys will dance, fox will turn over, orbats and pigs and goats. There are old sheep in the mountains. .. "
D and M: Hello everyone! happy New Year!
d: Mammy (M contracted a little), do you think I am handsome today?
m: Wow ... too handsome, you are my idol, do you know? My admiration for you is like a surging river, endlessly, like a flood of floods, and it is out of control ...
d: (pick up the mirror and look at it) Oh, Really? R n
m: (I read the table) Oh, it's time to go to the interview, let's go ...
Why don't you go?
d: I am intoxicated with me ...
is right, for my success, wait for my follow -up class! I believe that with your cooperation, I will be a more handsome man. Haha ...
m: Um, no problem, let me ...
(two people turn around and move towards the interviewer)
d: Mr., Mr., The suitable candidate in your mind is here.
(recruiting and looking at D)
Quotes: You, um ... no ...
nd and m: Why?
Quote: (Faced with the audience) I hate people who are handsome. (Pick up the comb and comb your hair) So you are not qualified.
d: Is there any mistake? Surprisingly guilty?
m: Give me it!
m: Sir, handsome guy ... you ...
tricks: wait, what are you called me just now?
m: Mr.!
trick: Next sentence!
m: Handsome guy!
tricks: um ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
m: I know you are an extraordinary person, you are so handsome, Andy Lau I have given you a comparison. As soon as I see you, I have a feeling of admiration for you!
trick: Oh. Essence Intersection What does it feel?
m: My admiration for you is like a surging river. In fact, I think so too.
m: So, if you look at your handsome portion, give him a chance.
tricks: haha ... No problem ...
This cough ... This, come here ...
d: yes, sir! Intersection Intersection
Quote: Come to our advertising company to apply, it is not a simple matter. After a heavy test, you can prove whether you are the talent we want ...
D: Haha ... Shakespeare, .That '. Although let's come over ...
Qu: However, register before that ... what is the name?
d: Myname surname Dad, named DY.
tricks: oh ... daddy!
d: Good ...
trick: (took a picture of the table) Oh, let me call your dad? You, not qualified ...
d: Listen to my explanation ...
(deep breathing) Mom said: When people call you daddy, you have to say "good" ... …
tricks: Why didn't my mother say?
d: Poor child, see you so handsome, your mother did not say, it is not your fault, don't blame yourself too much, let's continue.
trick: Oh ... haha ... it seems to be right! What do you say me just now ...?
m: Say you are handsome ...
Qumot: Hey ... there is no way to look handsome ...
continued, gender?
d: What do you think?
trick: Male!
d: Hate, in fact, people are women!
(M and Zhanda down)
d: That is deceiving!
Quote: What about age?
d: Can you keep secret for me?
tricks: Of course ...
d: I can!
tricks: (recruiting a table) Fire ,,,,,,,,, n
m: (pull D) Handsome guy, handsome guy, exhausting and exhausting, you are angry, you will be angry, you will be angry, and you will be angry. Not handsome.
tricks: (panic, then laugh) How can I get angry? The handsome guy is not defeated!
OK, come in
The advertising companies, that is, advertising for customers, and now test your performance talent, see if you can be qualified to shoot advertisements!
d: Isn't it true?
trick: Haha ... are you afraid?
d: Haha ... Just compatible with me, come on ...
Quote: We are innovative advertisements, and we are preparing to use the "verse" to highlight the product safety quality of the image. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, You just use the verses to take a advertisement for "Pepsi" ...
d: Oh, it issoeasy, hear it clearly ...
tricks: Why don't you start?
d: I hate, did you say "Action" yet?
trick: action!
d: Audiences in front of TV, hello everyone! Whenever I drink Pepsi, I can't help but chant a poem: "The wind is small and easy to get water, and the strong man will not return"
You highlight the safety and quality of the product, not unsafe ...
d: Hate, you said earlier!
trick: Forget it, take another one for you! Now, in the New Year, what about our advertising company, what kind of advertisements do we like most?
(M runs in your ears)
d: Good idea! Listen! Handsome guy, come again!
trick: action!
d: (D and M dance together) "This year's holidays do not receive gifts, do not receive gifts, only receive cerebral platinum, brain platinum"
good! The last question is. Our advertising company often shoots advertisements for "Piaorou" shampoo, but it feels like there is no innovation. Like Nicholas Tse, "with Piaorou, more confident", there is no highlight. Give a highlight!
d: Haha ... Let's take another action!
trick: action!
d: (D and M move together) "Use fluttering, more confident!"
trick: Wow, it is too ... classic!
(Facing the audience) I can't help but want to raise my thumb to praise him, but I can't show it!
(pressed down with both hands, calm down)
hmm, if you pass it, do you bring photos?
d: OFCOURSE! (Delivery to M, m to handle)
: Please, we want a photo of one inch, what do you give me so much!
d: This way can reflect my coolness! (Save the suit)
trick: (Facing the audience) I can't stand the most handsome people in front of me!
I just thought for a long time, I still think you can't, you still go!
d and m: So why?
Quote: Who calls you more handsome than me? Huh ...
d: You ... Essence
m: (Hold D) I'll solve it!
(Entering the trick) Handsome guy, how could he be more handsome than you? You see you, when I see you, I know you are an extraordinary person! My admiration for you is like ...
tricks: (interrupt m) Needless to say! I know I'm handsome, you will not be touched if you say it!
d: (Running to M) Program! (M nodded)
m: Handsome guy, is it enough? (Putting into his pocket)
Quote: The handsome guy is clear and honest, don't use money to bribe me! Hmm ...
m: What about the three? (Putting into his pocket)
Quote: I will not be knocked down by money! Persist in uninhabited!
m: What about the five? (Putting into his pocket)
Quote: This money is not enough for me to buy toothpicks to pick up teeth!
m: Don't pull it down, the money is brought!
trick: wait, do not accept it! Ha ha ...
The is so sincere, how can I refuse to be thousands of miles away?
In your company will come to work tomorrow!
d: (three people gather, move together) I am a successful person, I wear Armani,
m: I bring Rolex with the watch,
trick: I drove Rolls Royce in the car!
(D, m and recruiting together): Thank you!